Gross
In my marketing career I’ve sold some pretty loathesome things. Tooth-rotting sugar water. Landfill hogging disposable doo-dads. Tubs of “edible” triple-bleached goo.
However I’ve never enabled a culinary atrocity of this magnitude.
A mashed potatoes and gravy vending machine. I think my life will be complete if I never see instant gravy squirt out of a machine.
“Mmm… Simply delicious!”
Gross.
posted by Karl @ 6:56 AM
3 comments
3 Comments:
Surely that's not the grossest thing you've eaten, Mr. Kluck.
Well, I don't know. I could get into it. I mean, how bad could vending machine gravy be?
Since I closed the kitchen, your dad wants a gravy machine for Father's Day --
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