Access Denied

I can’t view this webpage.

It seems the Chinese have shut off access to the Blogspot domain to make some kind of inscrutable political point. However, thanks to a quirk in Google’s Picasa software, I can make posts.

If you see lots of typos and formatting errors – blame communism.

This brings me to my point:

FREEDOM!!!

Now that I don’t breathe liberty’s sweet, sweet air, it has made me reflect on the various freedoms we have in America. So, here in order from AWESOME!!! to “meh,” are my top ten favorite freedoms:

10. Religion
9. Press
8. The one about getting together in groups or whatever
7. Speech
6. Fries
5. No unreasonable searches
4. Speech
3. Concealed weapons in Sunday school
2. Limitless online porno
1. Speech (This is the best one, right?)

So God Bless America! May freedom shine its light on all of us and so on.

And to my Chinese government hosts who may be monitoring the Internet, I say: I’m just kidding! I kid because I love!